internet in a jar...
him: I hope you know a good near-lawyer.
me: I know a couple, I even know a few good complete lawyers... related and soon to be related to them.
him: Man, you're set.
me: Hahahaha or in trouble depends on how you look at it. I can tell you that kitchen table talk is ruined for the rest of time.
him: LOL Pro tip: If you and the mrs. should ever get divorced (knock on wood), don't ask her to represent you.
me: That is pro-tip that most people don't think about, thanks for that
him: Because she will get everything, up to and including that jar on top of the fridge containing your testicles.
me: Yeah luckily I keep all my important things in a jar in the backyard. Which makes getting to the porn a pain in the ass.
Wow... I think I just inadvertently said I keep the internet in a jar buried in the back yard
him: That is a strange visual.
Mar 4th